An Open Letter to King Kunta: I Don’t Want to Cut Your Legs Off

(I realize that I'm an atheist, pothead blogger and you have no reason to respect me, but that doesn't change how I feel, so there.) I had the opportunity to take my daughter to her first concert recently. Here I go with the controversial bit: she's turning 13 next week and I took her to... Continue Reading →


I Love You, Now Fuck Off

I love my children more than anything in the universe. That is absolutely undeniable. They are almost 13, 5, 3 and 2, and they are the smartest, funniest, most beautiful, amazing people I have ever met in my entire life, and that's not even my bias as their mother talking ( I swear!!). There is... Continue Reading →

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